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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Restrooms, Men N Life!


*Restrooms*


You know I never can understand why restrooms are the constant grounds for some people to express their creativity!

I mean I have nothing against creativity, I even like to think that creativity is a god-given gift only the elite few are blessed with, the rest have just some illusion of what it means.
But what's more interesting is the fact that some people get inspired when they see the toilet bowl!!


Sometimes I wonder if the lady before me has been living in a jungle all these years that she can't decently leave the cubicle in a condition that at least the next human wanting to use it wouldn't rather let her bladder bloat like a balloon and wait for the next decent cubicle!

I mean it's understood if you're using a unisex toilet. Apparently, guys are like dogs, they pee everywhere except the toilet bowl.;>. It's something abt having their aiming all wrong?

Well, I used to think that the Toilet Campaign was so overrated but now looking back at it,I would like to express my sincere thanx to the 'toilet campaigners' for at least trying!Now maybe someone should really look into the 3C campaign- Control Creative Crapping!


*Men*


Ahh...the creatures that think they own the world with everything else lies under their feet.
And most have this weird fantasy that women should respond at a snap of their fingers.
Deny it as much as they would, men do expect to take the lead in everything. Even dumbness.And I gladly let them take the lead in that field, no need to argue about women's rights for that!


You know it is really impressive how men have the ability to be dumb at all times. Some are really so full of themselves.


They think that they are coming up with this grand scheme of things that will create a whole new evolution to some mundane work process or something that doesn't even require an idiot to figure out and then they claim all the glory for it.


Trust me when I say "Boy, have I seen that happen more often then not!"
Then there are those that simply refuse to admit defeat. They know they are so wrong but they'll come up with the most interesting and at times amusing reasons for their 'wrong perception' of the situation.


And more often then not they will make it sound that you were the root of all the misconceptions and not their dumbnez! And when they are at their wits end, they will claim they dont remember, to which I will also attribute it to their age and memory lost...or premature amnesia...poor things..


If there was one thing GOD did not forget to give all men - 'It's the super full bag of excuses'. They have excuses for eveything including their dumbnez!...
But oh..well, I have grown to accept that all men are made the same...or at least they seem to have a certain microchip in them with the same programme!

Purplerose @ 4:33 AM |  2 Comments

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